Of all the things that can enter your mouth while you sleep a puppy is, by far, the most adorable.

The Rappist has issues with his new shorty; she’s too tall. Either he feels intimidated by her towering presence or he’s just confused by the term “Shorty” when used to refer to a person that is so incredibly tall.

Buy and download the song here: therappist.bandcamp.com.

Daryl Skreep, sings a song about how it’s sometimes hard to tell when a person is sleeping or totally dead.

rdean150 of YouTube is calling Get Your Shoehorn “Surprisingly funny”.   Don’t know why rdean150‘s expectations were so low but we’re happy to have blown a mind.

Contrarily, TheLarzable was fully aware of  Get Your Shoehorn‘s comic potential, giving it an “Expectedly Funny”.

Watch Get Your Shoehorn again and then leave a comment describing your state of preparedness regarding the video’s humorous content.

The Rappist has anger issues and would like to say a few words to all those wannabe posers who keep frontin’ everywhere.
“You better cool it” he says.

(more…)

Watch it, buddy.  I’m not messing around.
(Watch it!)
You want your teeth in the lost and found?
(Watch it!)
You and me, we’re about to throw down
Now cool it.
(Watch it!)

(more…)

Our own “Throbbin” Dwight Penn was compassionate enough to get all of our artists to record a rendition of “Every Rose has it’s Thorn” to show their support to Brett Michaels. We’re so proud of all of our artists. Except John Mayer II.

Watch it here and then vote it “Funny” at Funny or Die: http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/3wut

Bikini Problem writes songs for children.  We don’t recommend their music for children.  But still, Pretty Special Records would like to welcome brothers Larry-Tate and Bradley Rohlson to our (Now Mildew Free!) home.

Watch their new video:

Read more about Bikini Problem.

The Rappist’s hit single, “Get your Shoehorn”
is now available for sale at various online retailers.

Only $0.99! C’mon!!!

Chose your favorite store and buy! buy! buy!:

iTunes

Amazon

Napster

MySpace Music


It is also available on such subscription services as:

Spotify

Rhapsody

eMusic

Midnight.
Midnight.
Midnight.

Midnight’s that time of night when we call it a day but it’s actually night
then we all celebrate, without appropriate light, every start of the day in the middle of the night.

Ohhhhhh Ohh.
Midnight’s the night.

Sun’s gone but morning’s on. Make your coffee strong ‘cause the morning’s long.
It moves along right past the dawn from the midnight gong to where lunch belongs.

Ohhhhhh Ohh.
What the heck?

Midnight may seem so late but you can’t find an earlier time of the day.
Maybe it’s trite. I don’t care anyway ‘cause I’m snuggled in tight by eleven everyday.

Ohhhhhh Ohh.
Midnight’s the night.

Party party party party party party party ‘till ten……thirty.

Ohhhhhh Ohh.
Midnight’s the night.

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