Love is Differently Abled

(Verse-1)
Love is blind, Love is deaf, Love is mute.   Love is quadriplegic too.
When Love was in the womb its mother took thalidomide. Now Love got the birth defect.
And Love’s allergic to water.  Burnt off its lips the last time it drank.
And Love’s got a digestive disorder.  And that is why Love’s breath always stank.

(Chorus)
Love is Differently-abled.  (A buncha woahs)
Love is differently-abled.

(Verse-2)
You could say Love has an open mind but open skull would be more accurate.
You could say Love wears it’s heart on the outside.  In fact, you’re sitting next to it.
And Love can’t identify faces.  It’s mother and it’s butt look the same.
And Love is a tumor oasis.  And it only has genetics to blame.

(Chorus)
Love is Differently-abled.  (A buncha woahs)
Love is differently-abled.

(Bridge)
And Love always seems to be launching puss.
And Love needs a ramp to get on the bus.
And Love’s metal dentures are prone to rust.
And Love never even knew it’s real father.

(Verse-3)
Love has ADHD, CFS, and OCD.  As coded by the ICD9.
Love is  U.G.L.Y.  And Love ain’t got no alibi.

(Chorus)
Love is differently-abled. (A bit of Hard-Scat)
Love is differently-abled. Man, that’s what I’ve been trying to say.
Love is differently-abled. (A bit of regular scat)
Love is differently-abled.