VERSE 1
You better be careful what you say to me. Or you might be self-incriminating.
Talkin’
Ohh eh ohh eeh ohh.
Oh please don’t be joking ’bout the poking.

You got moves that are criminal. With a tweak you can speak subliminal.
What the–
Aye eeh aye eeh aye
If you want a hand-honked hiney hold your hiney high.

Don’t try to run and don’t make a fuss
‘Cuz I’m the police man and I’m looking for a bust.

CHORUS
Stick your love hands up. You’re under arrest.
I’ve got my love gun pointed right at your chest.
Stick your love hands up. I’m reading your rights.
You have the right to remain in love…
With my love.

VERSE 2
Gonna take you downtown for questioning,
gonna hook you to a love detector machine.

“Bloop bloop bleep.  Bloop. Bloop, bloop bleep”.
Beauty’s skin deep but my duty sinks deeper than that.

You broke the law, you broke my heart
I broke the seal on your unsanitary part.

Boom acka-lacka-lacka boom lacka boom
A booty snack-attack
a snack of booty-crack. Yum!!

Calling all cars. Respond to the scene.
Here’s one hot bod worth investigating.

I’ll be the cop and you’ll be the perp.
By the time we’re done with this police game we’ll both have the herp.