From ProductionHub:
Hey Greg ok me and my friends want to come to your studio and when we do will you send it a record label and then we will become famous
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From Email:
From: Briannna,Shannon,Justine
Greg if me and my friends came to your studio and sang are song because our focus is to become famous singers.E-mail me back when you’ve got the news for us.
Gregorio’s Reply:
Dear Brianna [and Shannon (Justine, too)],
Thank you for the recommendation on ProductionHub. It’s a good thing you contacted me. You did the right thing because fame is real weird, Ok?
It is very easy to become famous and to stay famous; it’s even easier to keep getting more famous all the way up until you die. You just have to make sure that it’s the right kind of famous. There are a bunch of stupid kinds of famous and they’re annoying. Julia Roberts, Clive Owen, Michael Cain (Who? I know, right?), they’re all celebrities that are stupid and annoying. No one even cares, they should just shut up. It’s a good thing you are singers because singing is good famous, but even singers can be annoying. Like, Faith Hill? Shut Up!
I am the type of guy who is really cool, and I like the fact that everybody likes me and I have big muscles and I’m handsome. That helps me in life, but now it helps you too. I can make you good famous and that’s the only kind of famous that I make people. That helps you because fame is what you need and want and it’s what you asked me for. Isn’t it? Let me re-read your message to make sure… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … Yeah, that’s correct. So please send me some examples of songs you sing (Music CD, Music MP3, Whatever) and I will study them to see how I can use them to make you famous.
Do you think you have what it takes to go all the way? That’s my catchphrase. It’s my motto, too. Do you like it? I wasn’t just asking you anything, “Do you like it?” is another one of my awesome catchphrases. Here are some others:
“Chairs! What for,even?”
“Haven’t you read the instructions?”
“You’ve probably not yet felt my muscles.”
“I sit in car-seat, like the baby.”
“I’m afraid of not getting my way all the time.”
“Is that… nevermind.”In conclusion, reach for your dream-stars and you’ll eventually catch one right in the face.
Sincerfelomp,
Greg Szydlowski (a.k.a. Gregorio “Stylez” Styles)







