The Proboscis

If Elvis was the King…
And Michael Jackson was the Prince…
Then I present to you the Lieutenant District Comptrollers of R.O.C.K

The Proboscis

Imagine the best parts of Van Halen, Iron Maiden, Skid Row, DIO, Europe, Queen, and Poison.  Now throw in the worst parts too (Except Queen; they have no worst parts).  You’ve just imagined The Proboscis.  Their music is like 1997 holding a mirror up to 1987 and telling it how good it looks.

It rocks so hard that it bumped Diamond down to number 9 on the Mohs Scale, and bumped Neil Diamond up to 9.5.

Are you thirsty for Progressive-Hair, Thrash Metal?

Then suck this straight from the hose!


The Proboscis

Artist Bio

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