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When you have a hip-hop oriented question, you call the Rappist.
When you have a beat you need rapped at, you call the Rappist.
When you need advice on how to get that tough gravy stain out of your burlap tablecloth, you call the Rappist.
When you just need someone to hold you through the deep, dark night, won’t you call the Rappist?
But most importantly:
When Style Wars is on TV, You call the Rappist and let him know what channel. Then you stay on the phone until the movie is over. And you don’t speak.