Christmas is a holiday full of things. Things that we either celebrate, experience, forget, ignore, or punish. Here are a few of them in list format. P.S. don’t forget to watch the blooper reel after the song to get a glimpse of what it’s like to work with a professional sing-artist.

Back in 1974 The Polish Irish Tenor begged Cat Stevens to participate in a duet. Cat Stevens has regretted it ever since. I found this footage in an old foot locker, lodged under grandma’s mummified remains.

The Polish Irish Tenor sings INXS’s “Devil Inside” . Why does he do that? Well, nobody told him he shouldn’t, so it’s on you.  It’s on you now.

Cyborgs don’t age over time like humans. Watch as this Cyborg Takes a Picture of itself Everyday for 6 years, starting when it first arrived in our time until the point it finally took over Earth. Special Guest Star: a resistance fighter warning us about the perils of cyborgery… in song form!

Book trailer for my new novel, the Legal action-Thriller, Innocent Guilt. I’m really looking forward to writing it!

The Polish Irish Tenor sings the well known lyrics to Jurassic Park’s instantly recognizable theme music.

Let’s pretend for a moment that the music on this website is intentionally funny and that there’s only one guy who actually writes it all.   Now let’s say that this guy has written the music and lyrics for a musical about zombies called Rigamortis: A Zombie Love Story.

This short film will be available for free to watch online for a limited time starting May 25th.  Here is the trailer:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD0XWBZotbU

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Visit www.RigamortisMovie.com for more information and then return on May 25th to watch the whole stinking movie online for stinking free.

Thank you.

Heyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!  Somebody on Make Magazine ripped off my stair-whatever how-to that I wrote almost a year ago.  Did they think I wouldn’t notice?

See for yourself and be the judge for yourself:

The post on Make Magazine

My post from 2010.

I’m working on my Bio (bio-graphy) and I would like to get some fresh eyes* on it. Let me know what you thinkofit.

During Greg’s Quarter-Century + 6 lifespan he has rocked a total of 24 Casbah’s.  To put that in terms of Milk, that’s like 40 Milks, man.  If you or a loved one has a Casbah that needs to be rocked do not hesitate to call 555-384-MILK and get your free copy of Greg’s new pamphlet “Meat, Mongrels, and More Meat and Mongrels”.  At only 672 pages it’s a breeze to read and you’ll be saying “I wish I could do whatever it is that they did in that pamphlet”.  Don’t waste another stinking day.  Call now!!!

*Your eyes are the ears that you see with.