Christmas is a holiday full of things. Things that we either celebrate, experience, forget, ignore, or punish. Here are a few of them in list format. P.S. don’t forget to watch the blooper reel after the song to get a glimpse of what it’s like to work with a professional sing-artist.

Back in 1974 The Polish Irish Tenor begged Cat Stevens to participate in a duet. Cat Stevens has regretted it ever since. I found this footage in an old foot locker, lodged under grandma’s mummified remains.

The Polish Irish Tenor sings INXS’s “Devil Inside” . Why does he do that? Well, nobody told him he shouldn’t, so it’s on you.  It’s on you now.

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Cyborgs don’t age over time like humans. Watch as this Cyborg Takes a Picture of itself Everyday for 6 years, starting when it first arrived in our time until the point it finally took over Earth. Special Guest Star: a resistance fighter warning us about the perils of cyborgery… in song form!

Book trailer for my new novel, the Legal action-Thriller, Innocent Guilt. I’m really looking forward to writing it!

The Polish Irish Tenor sings the well known lyrics to Jurassic Park’s instantly recognizable theme music.

From ProductionHub:

Hey Greg ok me and my friends want to come to your studio and when we do will you send it a record label and then we will become famous

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From Email:

From: Briannna,Shannon,Justine
Greg if me and my friends came to your studio and sang are song because our focus is to become famous singers.E-mail me back when you’ve got the news for us.

Gregorio’s Reply:

Dear Brianna [and Shannon (Justine, too)],

Thank you for the recommendation on ProductionHub. It’s a good thing you contacted me. You did the right thing because fame is real weird, Ok?

It is very easy to become famous and to stay famous; it’s even easier to keep getting more famous all the way up until you die.  You just have to make sure that it’s the right kind of famous.  There are a bunch of stupid kinds of famous and they’re annoying.  Julia Roberts, Clive Owen, Michael Cain (Who? I know, right?), they’re all celebrities that are stupid and annoying.  No one even cares, they should just shut up.  It’s a good thing you are singers because singing is good famous, but even singers can be annoying.  Like, Faith Hill? Shut Up!

I am the type of guy who is really cool, and I like the fact that everybody likes me and I have big muscles and I’m handsome.  That helps me in life, but now it helps you too.  I can make you good famous and that’s the only kind of famous that I make people.  That helps you because fame is what you need and want and  it’s what you asked me for. Isn’t it? Let me re-read your message to make sure… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … Yeah, that’s correct. So please send me some examples of songs you sing (Music CD, Music MP3, Whatever) and I will study them to see how I can use them to make you famous.

Do you think you have what it takes to go all the way?  That’s my catchphrase.  It’s my motto, too.  Do you like it?  I wasn’t just asking you anything, “Do you like it?” is another one of my awesome catchphrases.  Here are some others:

“Chairs!  What for,even?”
“Haven’t you read the instructions?”
“You’ve probably not yet felt my muscles.”
“I sit in car-seat, like the baby.”
“I’m afraid of not getting my way all the time.”
“Is that… nevermind.”

In conclusion, reach for your dream-stars and you’ll eventually catch one right in the face.

Sincerfelomp,

Greg Szydlowski  (a.k.a. Gregorio “Stylez” Styles)

Let’s pretend for a moment that the music on this website is intentionally funny and that there’s only one guy who actually writes it all.   Now let’s say that this guy has written the music and lyrics for a musical about zombies called Rigamortis: A Zombie Love Story.

This short film will be available for free to watch online for a limited time starting May 25th.  Here is the trailer:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD0XWBZotbU

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Visit www.RigamortisMovie.com for more information and then return on May 25th to watch the whole stinking movie online for stinking free.

Thank you.